If you replace the Beetle engine with the gun, aimed backwards...

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 12/29/2013 at 22:31 • Filed to: None

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...you will hit 60 mph in under three seconds

joemcm > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2013 at 22:32

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That's likely factual.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2013 at 22:35

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If you replace the Beetle's driver with Orlove, you will be in a ditch in under three seconds.

Dusty Ventures > joemcm 12/29/2013 at 22:35

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According to xkcd it really is

JustWaitingForAMate > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2013 at 22:36

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XKCD Linkage

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 22:44

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Ditches love Orlove...

J. Drew Silvers > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2013 at 22:51

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What's a "Bettle"?

Dusty Ventures > J. Drew Silvers 12/29/2013 at 22:53

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"Beetle," not "Bettle." Clearly you misread

*hides ninja editing tools behind curtain*

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 12/29/2013 at 22:58

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And Orlove loves the ditches...